(based on suggestions from @timsterne, @realnixwilliams and @notcharming)
Cleaves like a V-Slicer
Rips through daisies
And slices mean as a
Papercut with lemon.
Flailing cooked spaghetti
At dwarves won’t pierce
No armour. Chain mail fail.
The blade of banality
Attacks reality tv shows
Sharkjumper dices series five.
Yonder, Dirk Prong carves up
Some excellent character names.
Wibbly wobbly swordy wordy
Overmentions that its scabbard is
Really big on the inside.
Despair, mine enemy, at our
Secret ninja trending skills.
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Today’s poem is based on suggestions from three peeps:
- @timsterne: “Dirk Prong”
- @realnixwilliams: “The blade of banality”
- @notcharming: “Cooked spaghetti”
To explain: last night on Twitter @timsterne’s hashtag #crapfantasyswords got trending in
The poem’s also an acrostic, in case you hadn’t noticed.
2 comments:
i didn't get around to checking the hashtag, so i'm glad you did it for me!
Re-capping Twitter is now my life's mission ;)
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