Two Twittericks

1.

Admitted: I covet a mention,

A joke, loud applause or dissension,

Be it LOLZ at some wit,

Or critique of my shit,

I essentially need the @tention.

2.

It's not that I'm twisted or bitter,

But I'm thinking of sticking to Twitter.

For aiming one's arse

At the bog of one's past

Reveals that Facebook is a shitter.